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Jul 15 2013

If you’re not watching Orange is the New Black, what are you doing with your life?

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Jul 07 2012
Jun 27 2012
There is absolutely no evidence to support the statement that we’re the greatest country in the world. We’re 7th in literacy, 27th in math, 22nd in science, 49th in life expectancy, 178th in infant mortality, 3rd in median household income, number 4 in labor force and number 4 in exports. We lead the world in only three categories: number of incarcerated citizens per capita, number of adults who believe angels are real, and defense spending, where we spend more than the next 26 countries combined - 25 of whom are our allies.
Now none of this is the fault of a 20-year-old college student, but you nonetheless are, without a doubt, a member of the worst (period) generation (period) ever (period). So when you ask what makes us the greatest country in the world, I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.

Will McAvoy/Jeff Daniels - The Newsroom - pilot episode

[Disclaimer: The show is set in 2010. Some of the figures are off by now, some even worse than listed. Others - infant mortality, for instance, which is markedly better than 178th - are off whether then or now. The general picture remains the same, however: we hold dismal delusions of grandeur.)

(Source: andrewbaggott)

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May 09 2012
neil-gaiman:

The offending tweet was made by a schoolfriend, not the kid whose account it’s on. (see the next two tweets). But look at the class of Stephen Fry’s answer.

wilwheaton:

(via Reddit)

neil-gaiman:

The offending tweet was made by a schoolfriend, not the kid whose account it’s on. (see the next two tweets). But look at the class of Stephen Fry’s answer.

wilwheaton:

(via Reddit)

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May 04 2012
jo3presents:

R.I.P. MCA
You’ll be missed :(

jo3presents:

R.I.P. MCA

You’ll be missed :(

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Apr 30 2012

rekkka:

“When the sun has set, no candle can replace it.”

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Apr 27 2012
Apr 16 2012

I’ll take this too

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Yasssssss  unnngnhhh

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Apr 01 2012

So glad it’s back!

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